Border Collie:   Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. 

Golden Retriever:   The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 

Dachshund:  You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

 Rottweiler:  Make me. Just go ahead and try to make me!

Boxer:  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

 Lab:  Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,  please, please, please!

German Shepherd:  I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed anyone, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:  I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see any light bulbs!

Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua:  ‘Yo quiero Taco Bulb’ or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’

Greyhound/Saluki:  It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog:  First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle… 

Poodle:  I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs! People change light bulbs! So, the real question is:

‘How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?’

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

Who caught this clump of cats????

Nobody!!  Nice try but look close.  They are the same cats!!

  "You  can not do a kindness too soon,
 for  you never know how soon it will be too late." 
–  Ralph Waldo Emerson~

If you are thirsty, They will be there for you…..

If you need a place to rest, you can count on Them……

And if you are just barely hanging in there, They will hang on with you…

 ♥ True Friends Are Always There For You ♥ 

May you always have True Friends in your life!

If you can do it with sand, why not cheddar cheese?

Sure, Austin has enough melty queso to spread across the great length of Texas, but for a moment at South By Southwest on Saturday night, it was also home to a 640-pound block of cheddar sculpted into famous internet cats. Friskies, celebrating the launch of their new cheese-flavored cat food, Tasty Treasures, tapped the folks at I Can Has Cheezburger and master cheese carver Troy Landwehr to curate and create a monument in the likenesses of YouTube sensations “Standing Cat,” “Nora the Piano Cat,” “Gizmo the Flushing Cat” and “Monorail Cat.”

(Click on these 4 YouTube links to see the videos, especially “Gizmo the Flushing Cat”!)

To Read More About This, go to:

http://blog.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/2011/03/15/unlikely-sxsw-stars-queso-cats/

Wanted Alive! – Please Keep Me Safe!

Dogs especially, some just have a natural tendency to gnaw but sometimes they chew out of boredom.  Properly exercising your dog with vigorous play time will help in more ways than one.  They will be tired and ready to relax when they are indoors, but they will also be more happy and content and not look for the "bad" ways to relieve stress.

Cats aren't quite as bad as dogs but they have their moments too, we know how they love to eat the house plants!  Curly ribbons on packages and tinsel  on trees are just begging to be played with.  Unfortunately once they start to eat it they can't stop until the end of the ribbon.  It's one long string that they do not bite in two and then swallow so they ingest several inches or sometimes even feet of this hazardous material.

Top Ten Items Surgically Removed from our pets; It may be hard to believe but true:

1. Socks

2. Underwear

3. Pantyhose

4.  Rocks

5.  Balls

6.  Chew Toys

7.  Corn Cobs

8.  Bones

9.  Hair Ties / Ribbons

10.  Sticks

Knowing our pets habits  and moods can help keep them safe and out of harms way. It's up to us to keep our house and yard pet-proof.  Keeping them safe will also insure that you will not have to deal with the grief of a Pet Loss.  If you notice your pet becoming sluggish or have a decrease in appetite, it may be time to call your vet.  It's always better to be safe that sorry!♥

♦ ♦ ♦ For more interesting Ferret stories, visit my friend Laura's site ♦ ♦ ♦ http://loyalpetferret.com/what-objects-will-ferrets-eat-80.html

Keep your scheduled vet appointments, get all recommended vaccines and shots and ask what you can do to help prevent these common occurrences.

The Top Ten Cat Health Problems:

The Top Ten Dog Health Problems:

Help your furry family members live a long and happy life.  Proper grooming, exercise, and a good diet are just as important with our pets as it is to people.  Supplements for joint health and medication may also be needed as they get older.  Talk to your vet, they will be able to advise you on the best course of care and prevention.  If you don't yet have a vet, ask your family and friends.  You will want to find a clinic and staff that truly love your little buddy like you do.  Here's wishing you and yours many happy years.♥

I can only hope that man and man can learn to co-exist as peacefully.